Apology

Note: Please don't have great expectations so that I can live up to your expectations.

Vineet (please don't laugh after reading this name) was very upset after reading my first post and that is very obvious. So, through this post of mine, I would like to sincerely (yes, sincerely) apologise to Vineet from the bottom of my heart who was a very good source for the first one but I cannot promise him that I will never write about him again, still I can assure him that I will not be that offensive. I am very sorry to say that we all inveighed against him whenever he tried to share his wonderful pool of philosophical knowledge (No one knows from where he gathered that all) with us. I feel very sad to have made a mockery of that shit (omg... Vineet, please pardon me again). And now, as part of his vengeful acts, he ain't allowing me to play snooker and billiards and all that stuff with him. As a result, he has to play with some real non-competitive players out there. Well, there's one thing which I want to share with you all and that is I had deliberately chosen Vineet as my target in the last post because of his thinner-than-me, non-muscular physique (almost a skeleton, he is a 4 and a half ft, 90 pounder....yes, I may be exaggerating a bit but he is very close to that) and I could have easily withstood any (if any) of his physical assaults after some serious derogatory remarks about him.

But then there are others about whom I couldn't have thought of to write something even in my dreams. One of them is our frusty bhaiya (Ishan) who is 6 and a half feet tall and almost three times in weight as Vineet is. While talking with him, I don't even dare to stand within a 3 metre radius from him. When (OK, whenever) he speaks, Vineet and I have to hold some real solid, firm material in order not to be blown away by his voice. The other one is our very own DON (also sometimes known as Har-shit) who boasts of Ishan being his best friend. They even have their rooms side-by-side which they are greatly proud of. Once they together were heard singing the very famous song of movie 'Sholay' ("ye dosti hum nahi todenge......"). I greatly admire their true friendship. Now, our DON is a typical guptaji-type (you know what I mean) and I will not say anything more about that due to personal reasons. His cacophonous voice which can be heard (directly from the origin) in the entire wing is liked by us all. His sometime-back compactly-packed figure is now loosely-packed (density decreasing exponentially) with the belly almost that of an 8-month-pregnant lady. But, I love them both (also Vineet) and will write nothing about them.

Now, it's time to bid adieu. See you again very soon.

PS: It seems I have to write another apology blog after this one. Let us see.